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in your KIA on the way back from a business trip!

impoinc: Keeping myself entertained on the way back from a...

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in the parking lot when the group of hiking bears is due to come back!

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in the first park restroom you find after your prison break!

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when taking a break from chopping wood!

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while going down the highway with a gentleman farmer!

gentlemanfarmer: He told me to whip it out going down the...

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while driving in Europe!

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in the lockerroom!

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on the nature trail after the rest of the group rounds the bend ahead!

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in a creepy tunnel when the adrenaline from being chased by a psycho killer gives you a boner!

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at the party when everyone starts bagging on your half-assed attempt at a pirate costume!

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in the uni restroom!

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at the Hoover dam!

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for the dirty old man sitting across from you on the train for some of his cookies!

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in the park in the rain!

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on a secluded trail!

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in the changing room!

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at work!! (my favorite place to whip it out)

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at the end of a cobblestone alley!

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in a Tijuana toilet!!

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on the roof while taking a piss on slats above your annoying sister!

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by the lake!

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with a bud in the weight room!

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in your team photo!

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in the hallway of your apartment building!

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in the car with a buddy!

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in a changing room!